Polar Vortex? Don't mind if we do.

When The Dive Bus Crew first heard about the Polar Vortex, naturally we were very interested to see what a mass of whirling Venezuelan beer might look like, where it might be, when and how we might go about getting one. (Each.)
 

Imagine our surprise, therefore, on learning that the Polar Vortex is what’s causing more rain that we’ve ever experienced in a January before AND – worse – Frank’s computer registering a water temp of 77 degrees yesterday. Not even Mark and Suzy can remember a temp that low and they’ve been in Curacao for ages.
 

So not only are we cold and wet, we still don’t get where we’re supposed to get the Polar from??

Pfff.